Please Pretend to Cultivate For a While

Summary

Ye Fan has been reborn 99 times, only to be screwed over by the system each time. In this life, he just wants to be a slacker and forget about cultivation! The system reluctantly helps Ye Fan check in, top-tier spirit pets almost end up on his dinner table, and supreme cultivation techniques are used to prop up a wobbly table leg. System: "Host, can't you at least pretend to cultivate?"